Welcome to the Solitude Sandwiches & Ennui-Nuggets Subscription Service

Are you tired of human interaction? Do you crave a diet free of emotions and personal connections? Look no further!

Our Solitude Sandwiches are crafted with the finest isolation ingredients, carefully selected to provide the ultimate experience of being alone in a world that's just too darn loud.

ประกOur Ennui-Nuggets are bite-sized packets of existential dread, served with a side of crippling anxiety.

Subscribe to our service today and get:

• Regular shipments of_goals Solitude Sandwiches
• A complimentary side of Ennui-Nuggets with every order
• Access to our exclusive online forum, where you can share your deepest fears and insecurities with fellow prophets of solitude

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